Sue
OF THE aGNOSTIC cHURCH OF bRECKENRIDGE
Sue has gone for some strange looking girls lately. But what makes it worse, that was on the old couch, the one with the spooge spots. Anyway, we know Sue had fun that night dirty dancing on stage at the Breck Brewery in front of the christian rock band they booked by accident. She's probably not a lesbo (sorry ladies, and guys) because she's currently living with Tom, who is a cross-dressing transsexual who goes by the stage name Desire Moorcock.
Ag nos tic \ag-nas-tik\ One who holds the view that any ultimate reality is unknown and probably unknowable.
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