Jon
OF THE aGNOSTIC cHURCH OF bRECKENRIDGE
Jon, seen here with his best drinking gear on, wears a helmet and knee pads for a reason. As his shirt says, he fears falling down. So in order to be safe he's taken to wearing full protective drinking gear just about all the time.
Jon formerly could have been found bartending at Shamus's Roadhouse Saloon, the former Hell's Angels hangout in now too trendy Breckenridge. Jon will always have the honors of having drank the last shot of Jameison and the last Budweiser at the infamous bar, on Shamus's last night of existence, Halloween 2001. Many of the Church's members hung out with Jon to make sure he was going to be emotionally okay with the traumatic closing of the bar he loved so much, and also we went because they had beer.
Ag nos tic \ag-nas-tik\ One who holds the view that any ultimate reality is unknown and probably unknowable.
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